Cute Laughable Jokes for Mom | Funny Mothers Day Msg

A touch of humor goes a long way in making relationships work and when that relationship is a mother-child one, laughter can be a great stress booster. On this Mother’s Day use these Cute Laughable Jokes for Mom and make the occasion memorable by sending & sharing it to your mother or you may use these messages on presents or Mothers Day Cards. We’ve compiled the list of short clean Happy Mothers Day Jokes in English, Amusing Jokes on Mothers Day for Kids or Children, Short Mom Jokes to Make her laugh, Hilarious Mothers Day Msg about Parents, Cute Comedy Quotations for Mumma From Husband to Wife, Sister, Grandmother etc. Happy Mothers Day  🙂

Happy Mothers Day Jokes in  English with Cute Funny Image

Laughable Jokes for Mom

 

1)

Chris: Why is a computer so smart?
Mom: It listens to its motherboard.

 

2)

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mommy snake: Yes, son. Why?
Baby snake: I just bit my tongue!

 

3)

A police recruit was asked during the exam,
‘What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?’
He answered, ‘Call for backup.’

 

4)

Mom No. 1: How do you get your sleepy-head son up in the morning?
Mom No. 2: I just put the cat on the bed.
Mom No. 1: How does that help?
Mom No. 2: The dog’s already there.

 

5)

I asked my Mom what she wanted for Mother’s Day.
She said, “Thanks son, but all I want is a bit of caring and looking after.”
So I put her in a nursing home.

 

 

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Cute Laughable Jokes for Mom

 

6)

I shouted to my Mom on Mother’s Day, “How does breakfast in bed sound?”
She said, “Ooh that sounds lovely!
I said, “Great, I’ll have bacon, fries and two eggs.

 

7)

Sunday school teacher: Tell me, Johnny. Do you say prayers before eating?
Johnny: No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.

 

8)

Little five-year-old Johnny was in the bath tub, and his mom was washing his hair.
She said to him, “Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again.”
Little Johnny replied, “Maybe you should stop watering it so much.”

 

9)

John: Mary, what shall we get for mother on Mother’s Day?
Mary: A bed.
John Why?
Mary: All of us have nice beds to sleep on but poor mother has to share one with father.

 

10)

A daughter broke-up with her boyfriend.
She asked her Mother’s advice about returning the gifts he’d given her.
Without a pause, her Mother replied: “Send back the stuffed animals and letters, but keep
the jewelry for sentimental

 

11)

One day Joe’s mother turned to Joe’s father and said,” It’s such a nice day, I think I’ll
take Joe to the zoo.”
“I wouldn’t bother,” said father. “If they want him, let them come and get him!”

 

12)

A mother is trying to get her son to eat his carrots. She says, “You know they’re good for
your eyes.”
The son says, “How do you know that?”
The mom replies, “Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

 

13)

I asked my friend what he’s getting his Mom for Mother’s Day.
He said, “Nothing – why do they get a special day just for themselves. Why can’t we have a
Son Day?”
I said, “We do – it’s the day after Saturday.”

 

If you enjoyed our collection of Cute Mothers Day Funny Jokes then share it with your mom, friends & family members also, and don’t forget to share on social websites also like facebook, twitter, G+, Pinterest etc. Happy Mothers Day to all of you  🙂