Cute Laughable Jokes for Mom | Funny Mothers Day Msg

A touch of humor goes a long way in making relationships work and when that relationship is a mother-child one, laughter can be a great stress booster. On this Mother’s Day use these Cute Laughable Jokes for Mom and make the occasion memorable by sending & sharing it with your mother or you may use these messages on presents or Mothers Day Cards. We’ve compiled the list of short clean Happy Mothers Day Jokes in English, Amusing Jokes on Mothers Day for Kids or Children, Short Mom Jokes to Make her laugh, Hilarious Mothers Day Msg about Parents, Cute Comedy Quotations for Mumma From Husband to Wife, Sister, Grandmother etc. Happy Mothers Day  🙂

Happy Mothers Day Jokes in  English with Cute Funny Image

Laughable Jokes for Mom

 

1)

Chris: Why is a computer so smart?
Mom: It listens to its motherboard.

 

2)

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mommy snake: Yes, son. Why?
Baby snake: I just bit my tongue!

 

3)

A police recruit was asked during the exam,
‘What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?’
He answered, ‘Call for backup.’

 

4)

Mom No. 1: How do you get your sleepy-head son up in the morning?
Mom No. 2: I just put the cat on the bed.
Mom No. 1: How does that help?
Mom No. 2: The dog’s already there.

 

5)

I asked my Mom what she wanted for Mother’s Day.
She said, “Thanks son, but all I want is a bit of caring and looking after.”
So I put her in a nursing home.

 

 

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Cute Laughable Jokes for Mom on Mother’s Day

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Cute and Funny Jocks For Mom

 

6)

I shouted to my Mom on Mother’s Day, “How does breakfast in bed sound?”
She said, “Ooh that sounds lovely!
I said, “Great, I’ll have bacon, fries and two eggs.

 

7)

Sunday school teacher: Tell me, Johnny. Do you say prayers before eating?
Johnny: No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.

 

8)

Little five-year-old Johnny was in the bathtub, and his mom was washing his hair.
She said to him, “Wow, your hair is growing so fast! You need a haircut again.”
Little Johnny replied, “Maybe you should stop watering it so much.”

 

9)

John: Mary, what shall we get for mother on Mother’s Day?
Mary: Abed.
John Why?
Mary: All of us have nice beds to sleep on but a poor mother has to share one with father.

 

10)

A daughter broke-up with her boyfriend.
She asked her Mother’s advice about returning the gifts he’d given her.
Without a pause, her Mother replied: “Send back the stuffed animals and letters but keep
the jewelry for sentimental

 

11)

One day Joe’s mother turned to Joe’s father and said,” It’s such a nice day, I think I’ll
take Joe to the zoo.”
“I wouldn’t bother,” said father. “If they want him, let them come and get him!”

 

12)

A mother is trying to get her son to eat his carrots. She says, “You know they’re good for
your eyes.”
The son says, “How do you know that?”
The mom replies, “Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?

 

13)

I asked my friend what he’s getting his Mom for Mother’s Day.
He said, “Nothing – why do they get a special day just for themselves. Why can’t we have a
Son Day?”
I said, “We do – it’s the day after Saturday.”

 

14)

Mom No. 1: How do you get your sleepy-head son up in the morning?
Mom No. 2: I just put the cat on the bed.
Mom No. 1: How does that help?
Mom No. 2: The dog’s already there.

 

15)

Baby snake: Mommy, are we poisonous?
Mother snake: Yes, son. Why?
Baby snake: I just bit my tongue!

16)

Chris: Why is a computer so smart?
Mom: It listens to its motherboard.

17)

Sunday school teacher: Tell me, Johnny. Do you say prayers before eating?
Johnny: No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.

 

18)

This year I’m going to give my mom the ultimate Mother’s Day gift.

I’m going to take her shopping and pretend I’m enjoying it.
– Melanie White

 

19)

Sunday school teacher: Tell me, Johnny. Do you say prayers before eating?
Johnny: No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.

 

20)

Doug: I think my mom’s getting serious about straightening up my room once and for all.
Dan: How do you know?
Doug: She’s learning to drive a bulldozer.

 

21)

Ryan: Why did you chop the joke book in half?
John: Mom said to cut the comedy.

 

22)

Joker: Why did the monster’s mother knit him three socks?
Harvey: I have no clue.
Joker: She heard he grew another foot!

 

23)

A mother is trying to get her son to eat carrots. “Carrots are good for your eyes,” she says.
“How do you know?” the boy asks.
The mother replies, “Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses?”

 

24)

Elephant: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
Hippo: I give up.
Elephant: Because their kids have to play inside!

 

25)

Matthew: What did the mother rope say to her child?
Jim: What?
Matthew: “Don’t be knotty.”

 

26)

A mother mouse and a baby mouse are walking along when suddenly a cat attacks them.
The mother mouse shouts “BARK!” and the cat runs away. “See?”
the mother mouse says to her baby.
“Now do you see why it’s important to learn a foreign language?”

 

27)

Son: Dad, do you know the difference between a pack of cookies and a pack of elephants?
Dad: No.
Son: Then it’s a good thing Mom does the grocery shopping!

 

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