Funny Mothers Day Quotes

On this Mother’s Day use these Hilarious Cute Funny Mothers Day Quotes and Sayings & make the occasion memorable by sending & sharing it to your mom or you may use these quotes on presents or Mothers Day Cards. A touch of humor goes a long way in making relationships work and when that relationship is a mother-child one, laughter can be a great stress booster.

For this purpose, we’ve compiled the list of short clean jokes and quotes for mama, One Liner Mothers Day Funny Jokes or Status for Kids or Children, Famous Happy Mothers Day Funny Quotes and Sayings From Husband to Wife, Rude Mothers Day Jokes for Funny Mothers Day Greetings, Short Mom Jokes to Make her laugh, Cute Comedy Quotations for Mumma, Sister, Grandmother etc. Happy Mothers Day 🙂

Cute Funny Mothers Day Quotes From Daughter, Son, Kids, Children, Husband

Happy Mother’s Day, to you who are always in my thoughts … Especially when I bunk my classes!

 

“May be your jokes were not always the best but your intention to make us smile was always so pure. With lots of love, wishing a very Happy Mother’s Day to you.”

 

Dear mom, just wanted to remind you that you are the luckiest mother as you have been blessed with the most amazing child in the world…. Wishing you a very Happy Mother’s Day.

 

I know that your joys doubled when I came into your life and made you the happiest mother…. Warm wishes on Mother’s Day to you mom…. I am so glad that I made you a wonderful mom.

 

Dearest Mom, you truly deserve a medal for bearing me for all these years and keeping me alive. Sending you warm wishes on amazing job. Best wishes on Mother’s Day to you.

 

When anyone tells me that I resemble you, I wonder because I am so young and active and I have always seen you old. Don’t kill me on that one. Wishing you Happy Mother’s Day.

 

If dad and me are a gang then you are a police as you are always trying to fine us for our mistakes. But I am blessed to have a mommy police like you. Happy Mother’s Day to you.

 

You always tell me that I never let you sleep as a child. Now I understand that you are taking revenge by waking me up every morning so early. Not nice at all. Anyway Happy Mother’s Day.

 

Sometimes I open my mouth, and my mother comes out.

 

Cheers to all the tensions you have taken for me and best wishes to you on this special day mom which is all because of me…. Happy Mother’s Day!!!”

 

“Mom, I love you, even though I’ll never accept your friend request.” Happy Mothers Day.

 

“A mother is a person you can always call to see how long chicken lasts in the fridge.”

 

“I’ve learned to use meditation and relaxation to handle stress. Just kidding, I’m on my third glass of wine.”

 

Having a second child is like riding a bike… except the bike has no brakes, it is speeding down a hill, and the tires are on fire.

 

Dear mother, I love you so much, but just so much … I would love you even more if I increased my little pocket money!

 

The most amazing thing about you is that there is nothing more fun than having a gossip session with you. Warm wishes on Mother’s Day to you mom.

 

I wish I could add eternal smile on your face and for that I am ready become a joker as well. Lots of love and Happy Mother’s Day to you.

 

To my favorite mother … best wishes for Mother’s Day! Of course you’re my favorite because you’re the only one and I haven’t been given more mothers to choose from … Despite this, I wouldn’t change you for anyone else in the world, even if you have too many defects.

 

 I remember I was a kid and the scariest words were “I’ll tell your mom

 

 I’d like to be the ideal mother, but I’m too busy raising my kids. ~Anonymous

 

Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young. ~Anonymous

 

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. ~Jack Nicholson

 

The one thing children wear out faster than shoes is parents. ~John J. Plomp

 

 My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. ~Buddy Hackett

 

 It’s not easy being a mother. If it were easy, fathers would do it. ~The Golden Girls

 

 A man’s work is from sun to sun, but a mother’s work is never done. ~Anonymous

 

 Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease. ~Lisa Althe

 

 Don’t forget Mother’s Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, ‘Dad’s trophy wife day. ~Jay Leno

 

 Mom, you brought me into a world where love can be expressed online. Happy Mothers Day.

 

 Everybody wants to save the Earth; nobody wants to help Mom do the dishes. ~P.J. O’Rourke

 

 My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow. ~Rita Rudner

 

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his. ~Oscar Wilde

 

 Mom’s always know how to make us happy, but they also know exactly how to make us cry. ~Phil Jones

 

You know what I want for Mother’s Day? I want to stop being bombarded with bullshit commercials about Mother’s Day.

 

 Mom, your greatest accomplishment was me. So, you’re welcome.

 

 I am really happy we become much closer since you started writing me instead of calling.

 

 If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there is a man on base. – Dave Barry

 

 

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Funny Mothers Day Quotes | Funny Mothers Day Messages

 Mama was my greatest teacher, a teacher of compassion, love and fearlessness. If love is sweet as a flower, then my mother is that sweet flower of love. Stevie Wonder

 

 My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it. – Mark Twain

 

 If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands? -Milton Berle

 

 “I’d like to be the ideal mother, but I’m too busy raising my kids.”

 

  There are over 6,000 human languages remaining in the world, and I can’t talk to my mom in any of them. – Greg Tamblyn

 

 want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them. – Phyllis Diller

 

  The way I feel, if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, I’ve done my job. – Roseanne Barr

 

  Mothers are the only race of people that speak in the same tongue. A mother in Manchuria could converse with a mother in Nebraska and never miss a word. – Will Rogers

 

  A worried mother does a better research than the FBI.

 

 Moms are superheroes with special lie-detecting abilities. Supermoms don’t wear disguises, but sometimes they carry big purses with everything you’d ever need. Happy Mother’s Day.

 

 Single mothers must make the toughest decisions every day. Decisions like “Which children’s toy is giving up its batteries for mommy?” – Terry Fdaemonic

 

 “Mom, I just realize that you must have worked for the CIA or something. There’s no denying your ability to detect a lie, hear the smallest noise, and see out the back of your head.”

 

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. – Beverly Jones

 

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