Best Humor Fathers Day Jokes

On this Father’s Day use these Humor Fathers Day Jokes and make the occasion memorable by sending & sharing it with your dad or you may use these quotes on presents or Fathers Day Funny Cards. A touch of humor goes a long way in making relationships work and when that relationship is a father-child one, laughter can be a great stress booster.

For this purpose we’ve compiled the list of short clean jokes and quotes for daddy, One Liner Fathers Day Funny Jokes or Status for Kids or Children, Famous Happy Fathers Day Funny Quotes and Sayings From Wife to Husband, Rude & Hilarious Cute Fathers Day Quotes and Sayings for Funny Fathers Day Greetings, Short Dad Jokes to Make her laugh, Cute Comedy Quotations for Dad, Brother, Grandfather & Loving Uncle etc. Happy Fathers Day

Hilarious Fathers Day Funny Quotes And Sayings

Funny Fathers Day Jokes


  • “Dad: Spider-killing superhero.”


  • You’ll be a great father one day accidentally.


  • Guns don’t kill people, DAD’s with pretty daughters kill people.


  • I hope this father’s day is as fun as your life before kids. Happy Father’s Day!


  • My dream for Father’s Day is not to be a father for that day. – Anonymous


  • “My dad told me a joke about boxing. I guess I missed the punch line.”


  • A father’s words are like a thermostat that sets the temperature in the house. – Paul Lewis


  • You spent less time for planning to be a father than I’ve spent planning your Father’s Day.


  • Thank you, Dad, for killing all of those spiders. You are a real hero. Happy Father’s Day!


  • My father doesn’t care about being king of the castle as long as he’s king of the remote. – Melanie White


  • My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs. Happy Father’s Day!


  • Happy Fathers Day, Dad! I wouldn’t trade you for anything. Of course, nobody’s offered me anything. -Melanie White


  • Dear Dad, for Father’s Day I hope you enjoy this nice present that I bought with your money. Happy Father’s Day!


  • “Sometimes I wonder that when I am going to grow old, will I look like you because you look really strange. Happy Father’s Day!


  • “Dad, you’ve done a lot of great things, but you’re a very old man, and old people are useless.” – Homer Simpson


  • Thank you, Dad, for carrying me on your shoulders and letting me stand on your feet while we danced. Happy Father’s Day!


  • I talk and talk and talk, and I haven’t taught people in 50 years what my father taught by example in one week. – Mario Cuomo


  • Dear Dad, thanks for never abandoning our family, especially when things were getting crazy, especially when I was the cause of most of the craziness. Happy Father’s Day!


  • When I was a kid, I said to my father one afternoon, Daddy, will you take me to the zoo? He answered, If the zoo wants you, let them come and get you. – Jerry Lewis


  • Once a son asked for another glass full of water to his father, the father said that he already has given 10 glasses of water. The son replied that “Yes, but the bedroom is still on fire!”


  • What is the father’s day for a little child? It’s just like another Mother’s day to him, the only difference, however, is that you don’t need to spend so much.


  • I thought long and hard about the perfect Father’s Day gift for you and then I realized that the perfect gift is me, a child who is charming, witty, and gorgeous. Happy Father’s Day!


  • “My father would lift me high and dance with my mother and me and then Spin me around till I fell asleep Then up the stairs he would carry me and I knew for sure I was loved.” – Luther Vandross


For more – Happy Father’s Day Wishes for Friend

Funny Father’s Day Wishes from Daughter

Funny Dad Quotes

Funny Dad Quotes


  • I was going to give you the most amazing gift ever… then I remembered you already have me. Happy Father’s Day from your daughter!


  • “I’ll always be your little girl, even though I’m taller than you now.” Happy Father’s Day Dad!


  • Happy Father’s Day to the luckiest dad in the world. I’d love to have me as a daughter.


  • Congratulations dad. Being a father must be a very simple task with a daughter like me. Have a beautiful Father’s day.


  • “On Father’s Day, I want to thank you dad for working hard day and night to pay for the television which helped me grow…. Warm wishes on Father’s Day.”


  • “I truly love the fact that I am your most favorite daughter and it is so obvious that you don’t have to tell it to the world…. Happy Father’s Day dad.”


  • My Dad has the best daughter in the world. Happy Father’s Day to the world’s best dad from the world’s best daughter!


Check this – Father’s Day Messages from Daughter

Funny Father’s Day Wishes from Son


  • The older I get, the more my dad seems to learn. Happy Father’s Day to my dear dad!


  • Dad, I wish I’d inherited your ability to fall asleep anywhere anytime. Happy Father’s Day Dad!


  • Hey dad, today is the day I laugh at all your jokes, bring it on. Happy Father’s Day!


  • Happy Father’s Day dad. Not everyone can boast of having a son like me, congrats!


  • I’m so lucky son to have you as my father… I’m sure no one else would have put up with me this long. Happy Father’s Day!


  • Hey father, you know how much I love you. So, keep earning good and think to raise my pocket money. Happy Father’s Day!


  • “It’s great how we both know some things are true without even having to say it out loud – like that I’m your favorite kid.”


  • Happy Father’s Day Dad, I am expecting the best gift from you because I am the one who made you father so all thanks to me.


Also see – Father’s Day Greetings on First Father’s Day